A Comprehensive List of Things that Look Like Mitch McConnell but Aren't
- Delaney Bien
- Feb 9, 2021
- 1 min read
Trigger Warning: Blood, Body Horror, Mitch McConnell
In no particular order, I present what I have termed "Schrodinger's McConnell"
Senator Kelly from X-Men after Magneto (unsuccessfully) tries to make him into a mutant
A blobfish above sea level
Grandpa Simpson
The Golden State Killer as he is today
The lady in the emphysema commercial with the hole in her throat who always scares me away from smoking cigarettes
A Galapagos tortoise
and finally...
The face melting scene from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark
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