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Former Times New Roman member, Michael Cera, Now UNRECOGNIZABLE
Cera's New Style You know Michael Cera. He’s the boy who’s not gay but your mom lets him sleep over anyway. The good boy with the bad...
times new roman
Mar 24
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Take this quiz, and we'll tell you who your Disney prince SOULMATE is!?!?
Ever wondered who your Disney prince soulmate is? Wonder no longer!
the gals and enby pals of TNR
Feb 14, 2024
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Times New Roman's OFFICIAL List of Our New Years Resolutions
Read all about TNR's big plans for the new year!
times new roman
Jan 11, 2024
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What People Don't Understand About GruTok
I infiltrated GruTok to see for myself what all the hype was about. I was immediately confronted with...
gru-luvah-boi-69
Aug 17, 2023
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🌈How To Be A Good Ally🌈
Are you a cisgendered heterosexual individual? Are you sure? Okay. Do you have queer friends? No no I believe that you have a black...
Michael Weintraub
Jun 12, 2023
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Frankenpasta, or the Modern Cookmetheus
It was on a dreary night of October that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. I had dutifully boiled four to six quarts of water in...
Sarah Gordon
Oct 25, 2022
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NASA's "DART" Program Suspended Amid Social Movement To Elevate the Rights of Asteroids
The successful DART mission carried out by NASA last week proved that Earth is no longer defenseless against an asteroid collision...
Riley McNamara
Oct 21, 2022
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Ruggles Station Named Boston’s Most Beautiful T-Stop
Orange Line to be closed for another 30 days in celebration
Riley McNamara
Oct 4, 2022
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Students Outraged by Northeastern's Marvel-like Approach to Explosive New Series
After a first month of classes riddled with fake bomb threats and emotional support dogs, Northeastern students wonder what's next.
Sarah Lamodi
Sep 23, 2022
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Students Relieved by Northeastern's Unrelated Explosive Sequel
Special report on the developing story of Explosion 2.
Michael Weintraub
Sep 23, 2022
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American Bullying Association identifies “Fat, Old, and Stupid Woman” as Yo Mama
After seven gripping days, the American Bullying Association (ABA) put to rest one of the biggest mysteries: the unknown woman described...
One of the Dans
Mar 28, 2022
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Celebrate #InternationalWomensDay with these eight sexy, empowering tips to satisfy your man!
Today, we at TNR celebrate International Women’s Day - not because we have to, but because we want to. And what better way to empower the...
One of the Dans
Mar 8, 2022
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I Cannot Be Silenced - Report 02: Uncovering Conspiracies
Michael Weintraub addresses the slander against him given by President of TNR and local nutcase Ryan Martin.
Michael Weintraub
Feb 25, 2022
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Times New Roman Writer Michael Weintraub Announces Retirement Following Exposé
On February 8th 2022, Times New Roman journalist Michael Weintraub published a controversial exposé, in which he accuses current...
Ryan Martin
Feb 19, 2022
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The Truth About Ryan Martin & Dan Carr — Report 01: Uncovering Conspiracies
DECLASSIFIED FROM JUNE 21, 2021 Sometimes our elected officials lead us astray, and it is the responsibility, nay, the sacred duty, of...
Michael
Feb 8, 2022
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Title New Roman
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times new roman
Feb 8, 2022
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Top 9 Star Wars Movies, But It’s All ISEC
Who shot first? It may have been ISEC.
Michael
Sep 24, 2021
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Top Ten Reds
TNR's new recruits from 2021 objectively rate the world's hottest color!
times new roman
Sep 16, 2021
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Top 10 Blues
TNR's Fall 2021 new recruits definitively rank blue: the favorite color of unoriginal people everywhere!
times new roman
Sep 16, 2021
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top 10 grace
grace amazing grace the grace of god grace city church grace helbig saying grace Grace (2009 dir. Paul Solet) “State of Grace” by Taylor...
grace
Jul 15, 2021
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