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Founded sometime in the past, Times New Roman was Northeastern’s satirical magazine before disbanding sometime in the past, but not so far in the past that it was before the time in the past when it was founded. It is unclear why Times New Roman disbanded, but it was surely over some sketchy shit. But don’t worry, none of that matters because we're back!

TNR is here to bring satire, stories, and comedy of every variety bi-weekly(ish) to further enrich Northeastern. You can also expect videos whenever our wonderful writers have a creative spark of genius.

We know you're probably only here because one of our members gave you a really uncomfortable look, but we're glad you stopped by!If you give TNR a chance, we promise you'll find a plethora of sub-par jokes and a few adequate ones.

By reading Times New Roman, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry (from laughter), you’ll get angry (with laughter), you’ll die (from laughter!), and a bunch of other stuff. Read more of our issues in the archive and check out our videos if you like what you see!

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TNR Founding Members

Greg Miele

Head Editor

The Leader

Despite his trouble with basic English, Greg has become the most prolific author on the TNR Staff, constantly contributing sensational articles.

Gus Castillo

Club President
Site/Issue Designer

The Manager

Eric Tatar

Head Editor
Video Producer
Site/Issue Designer

The Magician

Branded with the mark of the Maj'i directly after his baptism, Eric's tampering with the dark arts has lead to TNR's perverse and uncouth video masterpieces.

Lucas Cohen

Head of Writing

The Advice Guy

We come to him for advice. Does it seem to be working?

Gerad Sockol


The Sports Fan

Have never seen him at a meeting, but he sure does look like sports fan!

Tim Lyons

Site Designer

The Lone Wanderer

Rejected from his village at a young age, Tim had to wander the merciless isles of Japan for years, using his unique skill with ninjutsus to survive.

Adheesh Lilaramani

TNR Representative

The Smooth Talker

Just listen, listen closely. Hear him talk. It's so smooth. Like silk. Or peanut butter. Mmmm

Julio Huato

TNR Treasurer

The Money

... and why we can no longer afford pizza at meetings

Ben Reed


The Muscle

Hasn't contributed a single article in months, but wow, look at those biceps.

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